Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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