PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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