i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it