I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.