this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
its not stalking. its research.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
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you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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