if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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