Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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