Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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