He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
