As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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