just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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