I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
being pregnant is like rehab
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Gay?
German.
Pity.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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