Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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