Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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