I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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