so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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