Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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