Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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