The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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