hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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