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(864): View more from South Carolina

If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...

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(770): View more from Georgia

she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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(+44): View more from England

why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??

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(970): View more from Colorado

sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.

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(305): View more from Florida

Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.

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(940): View more from Texas

Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?

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(517): View more from Michigan

Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?

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(613): View more from Ontario

He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!

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