we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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