Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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