doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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