Porn is love you can see.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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