Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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