I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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