"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
third nipple confirmed
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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