I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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