youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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