i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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