is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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