Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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