idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
