Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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