i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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