What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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