Whod you bang
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
