just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My penis needs a shock collar
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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