every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We're using joints as your birthday candles
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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