i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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