and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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