I'm jealous of your bromance
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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