Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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