I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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