Porn is love you can see.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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