he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
being pregnant is like rehab
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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