You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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