Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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