Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my sisters under your porch take her home
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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