I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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