is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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