Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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